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Bomb yes, penis pump no

Thursday, August 24, 2006

OK. This guy has to be one of the dumbest dorks on the planet.You're getting screened in the airport and when your wiener pumping device is undergoing scrutiny, what might you decide to call it in the presence of your mom?

I'm sure saying "it's a bomb" would not be at the top of your list. But that's what happened...(AP):
Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey. So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.

Madin Azad Amin was stopped by officials on Aug. 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.

...He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.