Fart boy in chief

And no, that's not a typo. I don't mean frat boy in chief. Read and weep for our country:

He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.

Just a reminder: this is the same man who just did this:

President Bush has authorized the U.S. Marine Corps to recall 2,500 troops to active duty because there are not enough volunteers returning for duty in Afghanistan and Iraq, Marine commanders announced Tuesday.

And let's drag out these golden oldies to remind us of what a gem we have in Dear Leader. He brings a touch of class to each and every occasion...


There's video as well.


* A touch of class part 73


* We can't send him abroad


* Bush's dome-rubbing fetish


* Bush using a woman's shirt to wipe his glasses (video)

H/t Bill @ DKos (Cheers & Jeers).