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Mike Tidmus on unhinged Guy 'infant sex' Adams

Friday, August 04, 2006

You know, if Guy Adams can just make sh*t up about the sexual behavior of gay folks, Mike says: just turn the tables.

Guy Adams is an insatiable bottom.

Adams just loves to ring up convicted Nixon aide turned prison proselytizer, Chuck Colson, and have him send over a dozen or so NFL-sized ex-cons, with a weekend shack-pack of Crisco and a more than ample bottle of poppers to set Adam’s sling to rockin’ all weekend long. Monday morning, it’s back to his cush day job, which seems to consist of giving failed Republican candidate Alan Keyes moustache rides, fantasizing about what gay men do in the sack, and telling America how to live by his own Adams family values.

What do you mean I made all that up? Of course I made it up! It’s not like I’d say, without a shred of evidence, that Guy Adams likes to have wild and crazy sex with six-month-old children. I’d never say that, because, unlike Guy Adams, I’m not a pseudo-Christian liar.
Mike has more here, including an interesting look at the columnist-on-the-Bush-payroll, homobigot Maggie Gallagher, who makes up marriage statistics in The Netherlands in order to bolster her case against marriage equality.

Also:
* Over the edge batsh*t crazy
* Nutcase homobigot Guy Adams on his 'gays having sex with infants' comments