Oy, I've been tagged

So this is the thanks JackGoff gives me!? ;) OK. I'm in, so here are my responses...

1... Things that scare me

Flying roaches (I killed that one)
People I'm driving behind who leave their turn signal on for miles at a time

2...People who make me laugh
Shakes Sis
Peter LaBarbera
James Hartline

Freepers

3...Things I hate the most
Funerals
Riding in the crowded subway next to someone who hasn't bathed
People writing a check for 2 bucks in an express line in the grocery store

4...Things I don't understand
Bush voters...



Vernon Robinson (and any of the black Rethugs in Project 21)


Jesus-head rings

5...Things I'm doing right now
Packing for a trip
Blogging


Acting as a rawhide dispenser for Tonka, Bailey and Chloe

6...Things I want to do before I die
Get back to The Big Island of Hawaii and stay for a month
Retire and blog full time
Witness civil marriage equality come to pass

7... Things I can do


Treat my baby well :)
Beat my friends at Trivial Pursuit (brain full of useless info)
Cook a delicious breakfast

8... Ways to describe my personality
Patient
Witty
Eccentric
Introverted

9... Things I can't do
Home repairs of consequence
Work on the car (aside from washing it)
Sing (well)

10...Things I think you should listen to
anything by Anita Baker
your pets when they need to go out
NPR

11...Things you should never listen to
Any Bush family member
Rush Limbaugh
Any "salesperson" at a mall kiosk accosting you to pimp a product

12...Things I'd like to learn
Spanish
how to sing (better)
how to find a way to spend less time dealing with stupid people

13...Favorite foods
Tater tots
Spinach
Broccoli
Salmon / Steak (tie)

14...Beverages I drink regularly
English Breakfast tea
Diet Sprite
Crystal Light lemonade

15...Shows I watched as a kid
Mission Impossible
Night Stalker
Star Trek: TOS
Brady Bunch

16...People I'm tagging (to do this meme)
Kathy
Paul in SF (to make him update his blog!)
Callie
Sarah in Chicago
Jay